What's your tribe?

While we like to think that we all belong to one big community of chessplayers, like any community, there are a number of smaller tribes that we 'really' belong to. For example, I like to think I belong the tribe of 'club players', in that I play once a week at my local club, and have done so for pretty much my entire chess career.

While thinking about this topic I began to wonder about other tribes. A brief (but no means exhaustive list) I came up with includes

• 'Too busy to play' tribe - Studies chess, subscribes to magazines, keeps up with latest news, even comes to all the tournaments, but never has the time to actually play!
• 'I have no life other than chess' tribe - Plays every event going, including club events, weekend events, simuls etc
• 'Where do we drink' tribe - Normally ex-juniors players now in their 20's. Only play events with a well stocked bar and plenty of mates.

I'm sure there are plenty I've missed so feel free to suggest some more in the comments section